13 St. Patrick’s Day Outfits That Say ‘Don’t Freaking Touch Me’

The way America celebrates St. Patrick’s day continues to cause confusion, but you can’t avoid not wearing green. Fail to wear a shade of chartreuse and you’re bound to get at least one pestering bystander who hasn’t quite caught up to the fact that unsolicited pinches are not welcome. Surprise, surprise! Lucky for us, we actually love wearing green, a color that designers including Staud, Ralph Lauren, and Jacquemus lovingly embrace. So if Chad from accounting creeps toward with his grubby fingers ready to freak out HR, we provided a spectrum of chic outfits ranging from emerald to lime, with the matching phrase that appropriately tells them to piss off. After all, an olive green puffer jacket just screams “not in today’s climate!”